The Static Port :: Official Homepage

The Band from left to right:
Neal Berntson/Drums & Percussion
Steve Gregory/Bass
Chris Jordan/Bass
Bill Pyle/Guitar.

"Awakenings"
Starring Robin Williams who is the music producer, Robert DeNiro who is the recording engineer, and The Static Port who, after lifetimes of playing in challenged bands, have been given dosages of an experimental drug to come out of their shells in 1969. Parallel to the cultural arising of Woodstock, these four humble and very "special" musicians gradually rehearse 41 minutes of music. By the time Williams yells "Roll tape!" and DeNiro points his big finger at them through the glass, The Static Port launches into a tirade of well-mixed perfection for the ultimate solos, a silky-smooth segue, and many instrumental varieties.

This band is somehow driven by an outside force giving them extra arms, fingers, and a time machine equipped with metal colanders and tangling tubes secured to their skulls for funneling fluid through common hoses.